The Team Yankees online store is full of goodies. It has all the t-shirts, t-shirts, and hats you could hope to find. It’s also very useful for those who don’t live near Yankee Stadium but still want to buy memorabilia. (Or if you don’t want to leave your bed, that’s fair enough.)
It also has a lot of very confusing things. There are a bunch of things that, personally, I have no idea why anyone would buy. Maybe someone will, because you can find at least one person to buy anything, however, I will inquire about their purchase.
Let’s take a look at some of the more unusual items available in the Yankees online store.
This is not how you swing a baseball bat. It also doesn’t look like a good way to swing a judge’s gavel. I’m not a golfer, but it also seems like a suboptimal way to swing a putter.
Firstly, the idea of owning a trading card for the President of the National League is rather strange. However, this is available in the Yankees Team Store. As you probably know, the Yankees uh aren’t in the National League, and they still are in 1961.
This is available now for $5.99 and free shipping. However, do not rush to buy it just yet. If you wait another two months, you may be able to get them to pay you for it.
I think this could be a nice piggy bank for a child. It also looks a bit like a character in an animated movie about anthropomorphic animals.
The store has a set of these huge fake tickets that you can hang on the wall somewhere. Most of them are for comprehensible games, such as the World Championship game or the final in the old court. This game is for the 2011 game where the Yankees won three major championships. While that was a cool moment, if I was going to celebrate one game by paying $90 for a fake ticket, it wouldn’t be that game.
As the product name indicates, the top of the lamp rotates. Aside from totally messing around/maybe totally against the point of a desk lamp, who would want this? Unless you’re in a creative writing class and need inspiration for a story about a killer baseball player, just get yourself a regular desk lamp. You may even find a regular emblem with the Yankees logo on it.
of course not. I sincerely hope that there is an implied “Thank God” after the phrase “I’m almost done!” Excellence.